brownreasontolive:

george: so she blocked me, and ya know bein the guy i am… im lookin through her blog… and shes been talkin’ crap about me! she wasnt mentioning me by name but i know EVERY little thing she posted after our breakup was directed at me! 

jerry: how d’ya know it was you? it mighta been somebody else! maybe she’s got a brother that stiffed her!

george: i KNOW she was talking about me, jerry! i KNOW she was!

*kramer bursts in*

kramer: im a MILLIONARE, jerry! some bozo just sent me a message saying he’ll give me one hundred smackaroons each for pictures of my feet!

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