george: so she blocked me, and ya know bein the guy i am… im lookin through her blog… and shes been talkin’ crap about me! she wasnt mentioning me by name but i know EVERY little thing she posted after our breakup was directed at me!
jerry: how d’ya know it was you? it mighta been somebody else! maybe she’s got a brother that stiffed her!
george: i KNOW she was talking about me, jerry! i KNOW she was!
*kramer bursts in*
kramer: im a MILLIONARE, jerry! some bozo just sent me a message saying he’ll give me one hundred smackaroons each for pictures of my feet!
woman with scissors: I can tell by the quality of your hair you’re a real piece of shit idiot. you really seem like some kind of degenerate subhuman. im not going to give you the haircut you want because you will look like a fuck freak dunce and im the professional here
me with my arms bound by the shitty plastic cape appreciating how apocalyptically ugly I look in it: haha okay
me before following ihatejonarbuckle: jon seems like an okay dude
me after following ihatejonarbuckle: jon arbuckle is a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. he’s extremely misogynistic, a reckless driver, and as a cat owner his behavior is revolting!! he chose to adopt garfield, yet he acts as if his cat is a constant burden while constantly victimizing himself and neglecting his pets. like what kind of monster would feed his cat food that’s clearly not appropriate for cats to eat, and then have the heart to shame him for being fat? awful!! jon is just an evil and sinister man whose behavior is literally
inexcusable, and mr. davis needs to make him face the consequences of his actions
yeah, game grumps sure dodged a bullet when they fired jon arbuckle from their show
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