me: (on the wikipedia page of some obscure musician to see if they’re gay)
sidebar on the artist’s page: GENRES: folk, anti-pop, folk rock, FUCKPOP
me: what the FUCK is FUCKPOP (clicks)
very short page for the musical genre FUCKPOP: FUCKPOP is an experimental subgenre of the goth nintendo kids club funk genre. coined in 1542 by Romanian nuns, it is often confused with psychedelic tooth grinding, as both genres highlight the use of gun sound effects and playing the piano with bendy straws. LIST OF FUCKPOP ARTISTS: sufjan stevens, ludwig van beethoven, cocorosie, the wiggles, ke$hastuck
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