romcommunist:

geminiagent:

shaiza:

tilthat:

TIL that exposure to semen promotes feelings of bonding between jizzer and jizzipient

via reddit.com

You really gonna uh

Say them words just like that huh

[Walks up to a couple] so which one of you is the jizzer and which one’s the jizzipient 👀👀?

whom else has developed an extreme bond with their bedroom floor