ask-risorgimento-italy:

Lud, probably during an argument: “I am an adult”
“Adult my ass” (lit.: “Adult with a dick”)
“So, what exactly does my penis have to do with this…?”
Feli, in the distance, probably cry-laughing: “OH  MY GOOOOD”
Lud, very confused: “Italians…”
(It is actually Roman slang but whatever)
This happened to me today actually, this is not made up.