mitzvots:

boneshurt:

megapope:

milknjuice:

soloveitchik:

They should have cast a Jew for young Magneto and not a domestic abuser

shoulda cast this guy

what are you talking about, who was that kid domestically abusing at age 10?

asdfgjl what is op talking about

op is talking about certified goy michael fassbender (young magneto) dragging his girlfriend (sunawin andrews) alongside their car, blowing out her kneecap and causing an ovarian cyst to burst, and also breaking her nose on a separate occasion which you could have easily found out yourself because google is free

thejusticethatissocial:

soooooo in some recent terrible news the Canadian province of Quebec has officially banned Muslim women who wear the

niqab, burka and other facial coverings from accessing public services like libraries, healthcare facilities, buses….oh also they can’t attend universities or publicly funded schools in general anymore so things kinda suck up here in Canada 

If y’all could send an indignant tweet or two in the Quebec Premier Philippe Couillard’s direction, and also the Quebec Liberal Party, who sponsored the bill, it’d be something non-Canadians can do. If you live in Quebec, just call up your 

MNAs and tell them how fucked up this is. 

ser-fredrick:

theinconceivableglueman:

whiskeyfae:

bogleech:

creative-classpect:

gyrosneverdie:

type-one-conservative:

jooshbag:

suicidalnautilus:

the-one-true-nugget:

metal-queer-solid:

uss-edsall:

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

That should be a law all across the country.

Fuck. Yes.

@jooshbag ?

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

@fiiyerotigelaar

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

bruh