Some ameripan baseball child au I wanna continue on in the future
Tag: oh my god
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it’s Slinky!
u know the part in spirited away where the bitch is legging it down those steep ass stairs at top speed and screaming at the top of her lungs??? mood.
i just remembered that she also smashes into a wall face first once she reaches the bottom. ultra mood.
Bruh
Yooooooo…
Levels
I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂
black mirror season 4
Savage
Oh wow
This is super epic.
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.
letdiegolunatouchjabbathehutt:
And that’s how I want you to think of her! That was Carrie!
draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck
jesus christ yall dont play video games on easy oh my god
You never play a video game on easy no matter how hard it is to get through.
my least favorite thing that happens on this post is people who support it- except when it comes to the thing they’re good at
gamers say “never play on easy”
artists say “sing off key but for the love of god no stick figures”
singers say “all this but if you can’t sing keep your mouth shut”
you know what? i know your type. you’re all jerks & you’re not fun to be around.
have fun jacking off to the concept of superiority at your wet blanket convention. i’ll be over here actually enjoying myself
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
me, trying to take a test: miss grimes…. please… shhh i need to take this test
grimes, in the back of my mind bc she astral projected there: ooooohhh aaaaaaayYYYYYYyyy ïïïïïïïïïïïïhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaããããã
its time for the tantrum hole
Man Papyrus is so angry
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