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godasiyo:

Me: capitalism is bad i think im a socialist lets see what thats all about

Every anti capitalism post on here: dont even breath near me if youre a neo trotskyist can we talk about how joe burger uprooted the primemedicalist structure of the early 1800s Soviet union or is that too tankie anarcho maoist

Me, now sobbing: please sir im a dumbass

sparkytheandroid:

the thing I miss the most about being a kid is just screaming at the top of my lungs in public and everybody just has to deal with it

perchance-rampancy:

xtec:

m86:

real gamers are too lazy to play games

real gamers have depression

real gamers just watch a playthrough on youtube

bringfoodthenleave:

I feel so attacked right now.

scrawlvitus:

correction: i knew, i knew the whole time plz say somethiNg nice TO ME plEA

allsadnshit:

I can’t do this dude where is naruto I need him

teamnowalls:

matthewmara:

me dealing with my trust issues

sagittarius but hold up niggas feet is wild like what typa alien shit im screaming

sumersprkl:

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

unown:

I’m dumb as hell moodboard