the sexual tension between you and the other bearded guy reaching for the same carton of organic free range eggs
you lock eyes
“you go ahead” what the hell did you say that for? that’s the last carton
you study him as he reaches for the eggs and you can tell he works out, you think 3 maybe 4 times a week
you notice his college lanyard. a student? you look up and see his wrinkled brow no a professor
“thanks i owe you i would have had an earful from my wife if i didn’t grab these” he chuckles as he puts the eggs in his cart
his wife? why do you care
you open your mouth to reply but you stutter
“y-yea no problem m-man” what the hell what are you so nervous for?
you turn around to pick up regular eggs and when you turn back he’s gone
what would you have said anyway?you grab your eggs and go home because sometimes shit just doesnt work out
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