Some fairy tales may be 6000 years old

snigepippi:

jumpingjacktrash:

othercat2:

yeli-renrong:

bloodandhedonism:

dwarven-beard-spores:

soufre-de-paris:

soufre-de-paris:

GUYS THIS IS AMAZING

SERIOUSLY

6000 YEARS

STORIES THAT ARE OLDER THAN CIVILIZATIONS

STORIES THAT WERE TOLD BY PEOPLE SPEAKING LANGUAGES WE NO LONGER KNOW

STORIES TOLD BY PEOPLE LOST TO THE VOID OF TIME

STORIES

GUYS LOOK AT THIS

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

GUYYYYYSSSS

“Here’s how it worked: Fairy tales are transmitted through language, and the shoots and branches of the Indo-European language tree are well-defined, so the scientists could trace a tale’s history back up the tree—and thus back in time. If both Slavic languages and Celtic languages had a version of Jack and the Beanstalk (and the analysis revealed they might), for example, chances are the story can be traced back to the “last common ancestor.” That would be the Proto-Western-Indo-Europeans from whom both lineages split at least 6800 years ago. The approach mirrors how an evolutionary biologist might conclude that two species came from a common ancestor if their genes both contain the same mutation not found in other modern animals.” 

@yeli-renrong

ay where’s the one about the water-stealing dragon

you know, like in the myth of St. George and (iirc) the Mahabharata

and Beowulf, with water replaced by treasure because the Germanics were mercantile sorts, all about treasure

and the Mario franchise, with treasure replaced by Princess Peach because you know what never mind

@jumpingjacktrash

yeah, this is pretty boss. here’s another article:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35358487

they think they identified the oldest of the bunch, too. i’m not sure they did, really, because back then there was no clear line between storytelling for entertainment, religious mythos, and magic workers’ mysteries. so my educated guess would be that the real oldest fiction-told-as-fiction has probably been filed under mythology or warped into a near-meaningless ritual over the centuries.

you know what would be rad? would be if we could look 6000 years into the future and see which urban myths survived that long. “the lovers discover the killer was outside the whole time” and “the call was coming from inside the house” might be whole folklore categories. 😀

I often think about the memes, gods and saints we leave for the future.

Will someone pass on “GNU Pterry” or “Make Space Mom proud” for long enough to turn it into idioms or myths?

Some fairy tales may be 6000 years old

fdevitart:

It’s been years since I stopped drawing in a japanese style, but every once in a while I stumble on the so-called “fake 90s anime screenshot”. So, since I still have an art block that has been keeping me from working properly, I thought that it would be a nice thing to do by using a scene from the 2nd issue of the magazine “W.I.T.C.H.”. I accept any suggestion for other “fake screenshots” you’d like me to do.

speedlionfc:

gemiblu:

supahbeefcakes:

deadjosey:

ohmahgawddion:

One reason why I love anime. The emotion of the voice acting is too strong

did

did this anime waifu just tear down the edgy pretentious pseudointellectual facades we construct for ourselves as an obfuscating substitute for actual worth of character and accuse us of being so wrapped up in our own insular self-validating atrophied emotional comfort zones that we can only relate to others through pop culture allusions and mental dominance contests instead of a genuine emotional connection between two human beings

what the hell man

at first i read the above explanation thinking it was just a bunch of long thrown in words meant to make something simple complicated….but that is the perfect explanation for what I just watched

It’s been mentioned many times before, but the voice actress did this in a SINGLE take… makes it all the more impressive