HE IS THE GRANITE IN THE CENTER OF AMERICA…. HE SEES BOTH OCEANS…. HE IS THE ESSENCE OF FREEDOM…. THE GREAT UNIFIER…. AND WHEN THE HEAVENS FALL AND THE BLACK EXPANSE OF SPACE FILLS OUR WORLD HE WILL BE THERE…..

the announcer at the nathan’s hot dog eating contest, yelling passionately into a mic as joey chestnut is carried in a pharaoh-like litter through the adoring mobs (via grorges)