no offense but this year, politically, across the entire globe, has been an absolute joke
Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?
Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It’s not funny anymore
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
Wtf is up with you people? 18 Celcius for long sleeves????? 18 is SUMMER WEATHER YOU SAVAGES.
Also 0 degrees for gloves? WHAT. Gloves before jackets 100% of the time
today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”
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