This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?
fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.
oh my god this is hilarious
“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”
so on top of the FCC voting to repeal Net Neutrality, fundamentally our basic right to access to equal internet, but Trump quite literally BANNED “evidence based” words in the CDC’s budget report for next year. As in, restricting freedom of speech.
hey gays please blow this up he’s trying to ban our existence basically
But he said he was gonna be gooood for trans people pfft hahaha
anyways gay men are still being tortured and killed in Chechnya but western media doesnt give a rats ass but keep talking about it. don’t let lgbt people suffer just because they arent in your country.
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