oppa-homeless-style:

kiminicricket:

Ok but who just reads silently? If it were me it would be:

Breathing, chuckle

Breathing, no, why?! Why are you so dumb, don’t even think about…

Breathing, of course you did

Breathing, squeal!!!

Breathing, omgomgomgomgomgomg

Not breathing

Gasping

The thudding of the book flying across the room

Sorry sorry, ok

Breathing

this is why tea drinkers need to be corralled into areas with no internet access

fakegoldrose:

fakegoldrose:

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

i hope everyone understands i mean no space bases on mars for the wealthy and no control room on venus where elon musk sits and read books about how to turn a human brain into a motherboard. Wealthy gotta fix what they fucked before they head off to a new world…imo

snoopingasusualisee:

princeowl:

spooky-spiderwebs:

tescosfinest:

mygarrison:

tescosfinest:

AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

imageheaven

HOW DO YOU GUYS LIVE WITHOUT TERRY’S

who’s gonna go over to fish and chips piss city and tell these british wanks chocolate oranges exist everywhere 

We weren’t meant to see this version of the post what the fuck