if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.”
character line-up of the modern Terror AU that @drawsaurus has been sharing with me for the past week – with Bridgens owning a hip little flower shop (and giving out free succulents to his favourite customers). Henry Peglar, photography student and regular visitor of said shop. posh and outgoing James Fitzjames, who is an art curator. Francis Crozier; popular writer of essays and newspaper columns. and Cornelius Hickey, who wants to go big in the writing business and uses war vet Solomon Tozer’s tragic backstory as a stepping stone – you can read a little more about it [here].
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